The Driver-Preacher.

Hailing a jeep to Bocaue gave me ten minutes of constant waiting, cursing packs of commuters who filled in every jeep I see. After occupying a seat and paying for the fare – an unexpected traffic jammed jeeps going to and from Bocaue crossing. I am so busted.

Twenty blocks away would be the crossing, yet – the jeeps turned off their engines to save oil. Light bulbs were off, and the darkness was evident. Stranded with a wallet in my pocket, I have no idea what to do to fight boredom. At this point of time, I should’ve brought my cellphone (the cheap one, not the expensive one). I’d rather play Bantumi or Snake.

The jeepney driver told us that he’s going home. Time is gold, and more expensive than oil. If he’d continue this long journey of waiting, he’s dead. And his only choice? Abandon the passengers. Give them their corresponding payments and go home. In this way, you fought fair with regards to time and money.

I planned to walk until the crossing, but it may take 15 minutes for me to swallow dust and carbon monoxide. What an uncomfortable feeling.

The driver gave 18 pesos to three of us. Yes. A father wearing a black polo-shirt carrying an SM plastic (maybe he enjoyed shopping less), a College student, and me. We all went to another jeep and gave the money: isang Bunlo, isang Sta. Maria, at isang Bocaue. Too bad for the college student, the jeep is headed to Malolos – Sta. Maria is out of the itinerary. But he chose Malolos, anyway.

For ten minutes, I’m swallowing my saliva. Though it was cold, the baby inside the jeep cried louder than the raging horns of other jeepneys. Hunger, and impatience. People began talking about the traffic – why was it happening? I pursed my lips, silent. McArthur Highway’s Sin City became alive. The glimmering lights of Villa Veronica, Sargie’s, and other famous clubs started to serenade the bored passengers. Including me, of course.

The driver then laughed hilariously with regards to the prostitution in this certain part of McArthur Highway. We found it absurd, he found those almost-naked women a disgust towards his religion / belief. He began his speech and thought nobody was listening with his speech, but everybody listened carefully.

Hindi ba alam ng mga ‘yan na kasalanan yan? Dapat dyan eh – parusahan! Aba, ganyan ang ginawa ng Diyos sa Sodom at Gomorrah, pinarusahan niya yung mga masasamang loob doon. Nako naman.

It’s ironic that the humble classes of our society knows the story of Sodom and Gomorrah.

Afterwards, the jeep collided with another jeep – resulting to a broken side mirror. After the traffic, we found that four lanes were swallowed up by the southbound vehicles (and only the sidewalks were left for the northbound vehicles) – thus creating a mile-long traffic. There are no traffic enforcers, only those concerned street people.

Who to blame?

~ by utakgago on December 24, 2006.

16 Responses to “The Driver-Preacher.”

  1. In short, traffic sucks.
    Haha.
    But yeah, that’s life. Sometimes it makes you learn. In your case, it sure made you learn the virtue of patience. ^_^

  2. hmmm…. wut lesson can be learn? nice entry again. bow.

  3. Congratulations. You have ridden the Pestilential Jeepney of Death. You should’ve welcomed yourself aboard. Good thing nothing physical happened to you.

  4. Jochie, feeling ko lang walang moral lesson sa post ko. As always! :) Hahaha.

    Thanks Mikel! Oo naman, syempre pasko – kaya siguro hindi ako nasaktan.

  5. blame the miseducation of the people about christmas and all these useless stuff that only spelled f-u-c-k.

    er…ingat lagi.

  6. Not just the miseducation about christmas. Miseducation about everything! Even the singlest most basic ethic should be in verbatim be oriented to the members of the Philippine povertsia.

    hahaha. Maligayang pasko.

  7. traffic jam usually gives rise to marvelous ideas…
    …for me at least.

    apart from wasting my time, strangely, i like traffic jams. especially at night, when the whole city is filled with lights. it’s weird but it’s true.

    anyway, merry christmas!

  8. c’mon!!!

    traffic kasi lumalaki na ang populationg ng pilipinass!! hihi.. kaya yun.. nagkakatraffic dahil sa dami ng sasakyan tsaka tao…

    eniweiz..

    blame it all to PGMA! weee..

  9. ahihihi

    ayus ah natrapik pa…

    sakit sa ulo niyan…

    ikwento mo nalang ung tungkol kay chatmate mo.. hihi

  10. maligayang pasko1 ^_^

  11. Traffic talaga lalo na’t pasko. :) ) Dami kasing parties. Halos araw-araw. :D

    Merry Christmas! ;)

  12. blame your local government unit for the traffic jams.

    blame commercialization of chrtistianity for the irony about the knowledge of the humble classes of our society in the story of Sodom and Gomorrah.

    blame poverty the emergence of prostitutes.

    blame inconsiderate parents for the noise pollution inside public transportations.

    blame telenovelas and noon time shows like wowowwee for the disillusionment of the filipinos-which leads to jeep crashes-which then leads to fistfights.

    blame me if iam not making enough sense with this comment.

    merry christmas!

  13. Bulitas, is that SENSELESS? No way! Blame blame blame. At least you answered my question… :P

    “blame telenovelas and noon time shows like wowowwee for the disillusionment of the filipinos – which leads to jeep crashes – which then leads to fistfights.”

    WOW. :P

  14. “For ten minutes, I’m swallowing my saliva.” –> oh my god! I developed this recently at school and there’s no stopping. I know my classmates are beginning to notice it and they’re getting the “disease” as well. One thing: swallowing for reasons other than eating/ drinking is CONTAGIOUS. hehe

    Naranasan ko na yang ma-strand sa jeep na parang hindi na umuusad yung mga sasakyan. Lahat ng tao except kaming dalawa na nasa harapan umalis. Kinalaunan, hindi ko rin natagalan kaya umalis ako sa sobrang inis at mas piniling maglakad.

    For me, it’s not a sin to be a prostitute. What’s wrong with it? A lot of people there engage in sex just for personal pleasure. They, on the other hand, do it for their families and for their living. –>open unconventional mind

  15. pabisita na lang muna ng photoblog. bago pics.

    http://utakgago.multiply.com
    salamat.

  16. Same here, Ray. I don’t think prostitution is a sin. It becomes a sin when the people see it… and consider it a sin.

    Well, kanya-kanyang beliefs. :p

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