Entropy.

How will I start this post? Fuck. I’d make a sentence, then I’ll delete it. Then make another one, then I’ve changed my mind. Then why am I making a sentence if I’d be deleting it soon?

Ha-ha! Physics’ Law of Entropy could be applied in so many things. Combing your hair inside a speeding tricycle, or maybe applying anti-pimple solutions in your face when you know that soon – you’d still end up with big, red pimples. Or ironing your clothes, or taking a bath, or putting some gel in your hair.

Enough.

These days of Christmas vacation, I’m really meditating on some ideas. I’m really serious. I tend to think upon random statements or imposing my own weird questions that only soothsayers could answer. The following includes:

1. Plantains. They’re like bananas, but they’re not.

2. Why my Mom sucks in terms of style? The Balikbayan boxes were delivered two days ago. She gave me an orange (or brown) checkered polo. I just hate checkered polos! It transforms me into a 50-year old grandfather abandoned in the Home for the Aged.

3. Why my Dad bought three packs of assorted sausages, including Kielbasas, Frankfurters, and other German words?

4. Carbonara. I’ll be cooking Carbonara tomorrow for Christmas Eve. I’m imagining the firm pasta with white sauce and crisp, toasted bacon! Wow. Nyam nyam!

5. You know Steve from Blue’s Clues? I am wondering (though wala na si Steve) why they get all the answers! I also wonder why they tend to see all the pawprint marks of Blue! And they get the answer!

Yung tipong – glass, fish, tsaka sand: ang sagot – aquarium. Pwede namang iba diba? Pwede namang beach, o kaya swimming pool! Nako.

6. Why kids sing songs even if they don’t know the lyrics. They tend to produce their own words, thus nullifying the lyricist’s work. Poor lyricists.

7. I had a conference yesterday at YM and we discovered that there are fifty-four (yes, 54!) holes in a single cracker of Sky Flakes! Yeah! That’s lame!

That’s it. I’m done.

~ by utakgago on December 23, 2006.