The Columnist.

Ten blocks away from our house would be me, walking and longing for sleep in a couch eating self-made Mojos dipped in mayonnaise and mustard. It was then that I’ve heard one of the coolest drunkards ever to sing Laklak. Only, his version goes like ~ kabilin-bilinan ng lola, huwag uminom ng serbisa…

I gave him a great laugh. He deserves it, anyway. 

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I want to be different. Not too weird. Isn’t it irritating to look at yourself and look outside and see that you and him were almost the same? Same haircut, same brand of T-Shirt, same shades, same hair color, same chinita girlfriend, same cellphone unit. Same, same, same. It’s just humiliating, as if my conscience would laugh and tell me that I belong with those trying hards.

What’s with stereotyping nowadays?

Well, I prefer wearing a plain T-Shirt with a shout-out like these ones.

1. “It’s hard to show I care SINCE I DON’T.”

2. “I won’t lower my standards just to raise yours!”

3. “Are you looking for Mr. Right, or Mr. Right Now?”

4. “Your girlfriend was my biggest fan.”

5. “My PenIs Big.”

My apologies for number five if it contains explicit nudity or something. In the T-Shirt I’ve seen at SM – there’s a BIG ballpen separating the words PEN and IS. Get it?

I adore those companies [designers] who made these significant t-shirts. No matter how plain the color is, no matter how lousy you are – you’d still captivate the eyes of many. May angas. May dating. Ayos!

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I’m done. Finally, a random post. Ha-ha! I’m currently occupied with playing Heroes III of Might and Magic. Yeah, if you guys know that game! Released last 2000! or 1999! Haha, but still loving the poor graphics.

~ by utakgago on December 21, 2006.

Posted in Narratives, Scribbles

25 Responses to “The Columnist.”

  1. I agree. Totally. Hindi ba naiirita yung mga tao ngayon na sa twing lalabas sila ng bahay eh madami silang kamuka. Nakakairita sa paningin.
    Yeah. Catchy talaga yung mga shirts na may shout-outs. I love them.

    eiss said this on December 21, 2006 at 11:35 pm

  2. pagbigyan yung lasing, buti na lang at hindi my way ang kinanta niya, haha.

    parang ok sa akin yung #1 ah..hehe joke lang. naguluhan ako sa post na ito, diko nagets kung anu ung nais sabihin, ahihi random post nga pala, sorry wala pa ako tulog e slow pa utak..
    =)

    paghent said this on December 22, 2006 at 12:25 am

  3. yeah. t-chirts with those kind of shoutouts catch my eyes, especially if it really is intriguing [like the one with a continuation message in the back], something like that.

    the Whore said this on December 22, 2006 at 9:24 am

  4. whaihihi ako naiinis ako sa mga taong naka polo tpos stripes tpos nakataas ung kwelyo! whahaha la lang… tpos naka sandals na karaniwang “habaianas” wahihihi naiirita ako…

    Heneroso said this on December 22, 2006 at 11:34 am

  5. hehe.. yeah.. nice shirts.

    actually, nagpagawa din kme ng shirt, pero sinulat namin,

    “course mo, subject ko lng” .. mejo may away kce sa skul nmin. so ayun. ^_^

    meri xmas!

    ikay said this on December 22, 2006 at 12:26 pm

  6. Hahaha. I love “statement” shirts. Actually, they’re like a “trend” here in Manila. And if I were given a chance to make my own “statement” shirt, it would be like…

    Satan Himself. Or… Hell’s Full, That’s Why I’m Here. >:)

    Ian said this on December 22, 2006 at 12:43 pm

  7. yea. i like those kinds of shirts too. plain, simple ones, but says a lot! haha

    ralphT said this on December 22, 2006 at 2:00 pm

  8. I have those kinds of shirts. Lots of them, in fact. Mostly from FCUK. I really love them fcuked up, if you know what I mean. One time in college, I wore this shirt that goes like FCUK GUARANTEED and people from school were totally asking me where I bought it. Heads definitely rolled, I tell ya.

    Hmmm… I’d definitely go for number 5… puhlease? That cracked me up
    big time. :-)

    Talamasca said this on December 22, 2006 at 2:29 pm

  9. huwaw. i love those statement shirts. haha. gusto ko un makita. pero hindi bilhin. haha. syempre, pang lalake eh. haha! :)

    camille said this on December 22, 2006 at 3:28 pm

  10. Ang saya makakita ng ganung t-shirt. :) ) Hahaha. May balak nga ako magpagawa na lang para yung gusto ko talagang statement yung nakasulat. :) )

    REDG. said this on December 22, 2006 at 4:31 pm

  11. i love this one…
    “It’s hard to show I care SINCE I DON’T.”

    yap..seems like everyone has a chinita gf nowadays…lol!
    ^_______^
    have a happy christmas!

    Lexy said this on December 22, 2006 at 4:37 pm

  12. Talamasca – mura lang yung My Penis Big! :)

    Hahaha lolz. Lexy, oo nga. Basta’t chinita, pwede nang gf no? Hahahhaahaha!!

    utakGAGO said this on December 22, 2006 at 6:28 pm

  13. “your girlfriend was my biggest fan.” — > puede! pang-intimidate to kaya maganda suotin..

    I know that Heroes of Might and Magic game. I bought the cd years ago but I don’t play it. hindi ko siya maintindihan kaya inuninstall ko na.

    Ray said this on December 22, 2006 at 8:18 pm

  14. Sayang talaga naubusan ako ng size ng shirt na nakalagay:

    “Why was I born handsome instead of rich?”

    Mura lang mga shirt na ganyan sa SM, actually I have several shirts na nga ring ganyan.

    billycoy said this on December 22, 2006 at 9:31 pm

  15. serbisa pala. :) )

    ang cute ng mga shirts na may attitude. or whatever you call it. :)
    merry christmas!

    jenny said this on December 22, 2006 at 11:55 pm

  16. rofl @ serbisa.

    Yeah, what’s with stereoptyping nowadays? -_-

    tina said this on December 23, 2006 at 12:41 am

  17. unga cool ung ganung shirts…. pero nasa nagdadala pa rin yan e…. siguro bagay sa u since i think marunong kang magdala ng damit… unlike me…. basta…. hehehehehe…
    lagot ka sa lashing na un…. baka blogger din un…. hehehehehehe

    edgar said this on December 23, 2006 at 7:36 am

  18. hi kebin! regalo ko para sayo! since christmas naman mabait ako sayo ngayon. kahit na kakapang-away ko palang sayo. hayaan mo lab parin kita. — PWEH. KEBIN LANGUAGE YAN AH? =)) =)) =)) give love on christmas day nga daw kasi. :) hahaha! peace muna tayo! tma na ang away [ikaw kasi eh XD] haha gift ko para sayo oh kebin http://i13.tinypic.com/2eygqb8.gif

    rina said this on December 23, 2006 at 12:07 pm

  19. stereotyping was alive then, and its still alive now.. ;)

    hehe nice.. i love those shirts.. although, being bisaya, i have a preference for the ones by Bisaya Ispisyal :) caricatures plus the text. hehe

    i saw one with a picture more or less looking like the typical superman logo.. only they used a sperm to form the “S” with medium sized words “SPERMAN” at the bottom. hehe.. nice

    lurchie said this on December 23, 2006 at 12:16 pm

  20. utakgago…remember me?the jochie one… uber miss your posts..well im back again…

    those kind of shirts are mabenta tlaga… halos lahat may pa-komedy epek…

    well..merry christmas!!!

    jochie said this on December 23, 2006 at 3:12 pm

  21. ako din may ganyang shirts.. hehe..

    love me i’m famous tsaka fit for a queen yng isa..

    galing sa bench..

    yung fit for a queen nakatulong para mapili ako to be the queen sa play..

    yipee..

    i love those shirts talaga! hehe

    musta na kuia? happy wicked christmas

    charmaine said this on December 23, 2006 at 4:39 pm

  22. This is out of the topic, vinkz but i wanna ask you…

    Watched the newest Surf commercial already?

    ^_^

    Neil said this on December 23, 2006 at 4:55 pm

  23. O BTW… just noticed this line:

    Same, same, same

    Brrargh. All my SCRAs (Supreme Court Reports Annotated) that i have to review and summarize (14 all in all) has same, same, same lines… arrrgh. I haven’t finished reading the 13 left.

    —–

    it’ll be more humiliating if you and some magtataho from the slums somewhere down the road wear the same outfit. Just like what my dad experienced 12 years ago. Hahaha.

    Neil said this on December 23, 2006 at 5:07 pm

  24. Yeah Neil!!

    Mang-aasar ka na naman. GRRRRRRR.

    utakGAGO said this on December 23, 2006 at 5:18 pm

  25. yung jogging pants na lang na may “pinch me” sa butt hahaha!!

    pero seriously, how will you be different if everyone else is wearing a statement shirt?!

    na-adik din kami dyan sa heroes mga 4 years ago. yung isa ko ngang dormmate ang tyaga gumawa ng sariling campaigns. ok lang mag-appreciate ng classic games. ako nga e starcraft pa rin :)

    dave said this on December 26, 2006 at 12:26 am

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