Wishlist, not for Christmas.

1. I want to be a Math wizard. Since Elementary, numbers are the very reason of my occasional headaches. Words are my only weapons, but then it can’t satisfy me. Once, I ask my ex-classmate who recently got 98 in his card for Math. Pano ka nag-aaral ng Math? Well, his neurons are capable of calculating the missing variable by using synthetic division, thus computing the lowerbound and the upperbound and graphing it in his own virtual dimension.

While I, couldn’t even catch up with what they are saying. Pano ba yung Piecewise Function? Diba yung F (x) = 2x^2-3x+2 ay Cubic Function? Pano nga ba yung Remainder Theorem? Ang formula ba para sa y,x ordered pair ay negative b over 2a?

Nevermind. Advanced Algebra sucks, and I recently concluded that it can never help my life. Its catastrophic effects within my brain forced me to make my conclusion, so forgive me.

2. Ever since my brother-in-law installed our Smart Wi-Fi connection, I’ve wasted hundreds of hours for Internet every month. And I would like to complain that the Internet disconnects twice in thirty minutes. I’ve never had an hour of playing Gunbound without any interruptions. I want a DSL, or this gadget that could be plugged to a laptop and would transmit Internet Connection. You know that? I’d love to have that.

3. I am impatiently waiting for two boxes. Those boxes came from my sisters and my mother from New York. Oh, sorry for being materialistic.

4. Lastly, I wanted to sleep. I just want to make a post for this day, and that’s that. I’d continue this wishlist for the next days to come.

By the way, this wishlist is not intended for Santa Claus. He doesn’t like bad boys, ya’ know.

~ by utakgago on December 4, 2006.